The Modern Family star dishes about keeping her curves and hitting it big in the US YOU KNOW THAT SAYING, “DON’T MESS WITH A GOOD THING.” WELL, IT CERTAINLY APPLIES TO THIS STORY. SOFIA VERGARA’S CONSIDERABLE ASSETS ARE ALWAYS ON DISPLAY ON “MODERN FAMILY,” BUT THERE ALMOST WASN’T SO MUCH TO SHOW OFF. THE SEXY STAR TELLS DECEMBER’S HEALTH MAGAZINE THAT WHEN SHE MOVED TO THE US HER FORMER PUBLICIST TOLD HER TO GET A BREAST REDUCTION BECAUSE — QUOTE — “because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.” SOFIA SAYS HER MOTHER “ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK” WHEN SHE CONSIDERED THE SURGERY, SAYING, “She was like, ‘God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!’” AND MEN EVERYWHERE ARE GLAD SHE DIDN’T. SHE TELLS THE MAG: “I’m a Latin woman: I’m voluptuous, I’m loud, I’m exactly what a Latin woman is. I prefer to be called that than, ‘You’re boring; you have a flat ass!’” OH SOFIA, WE DON’T THINK YOU’LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANY TIME SOON.